Good thing he didn't have a gun ...

... someone might have gotten hurt:

A man who claimed he was seeking the "portal to hell" repeatedly stabbed two women early Friday after they noticed misplaced items in their backyard and opened the door to a shed where he was staked out, law enforcement officials said.

Oh ... wait ...

Typical Tea-partier with his tin-foil hat radio receptor taking orders from Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck.

Or ... maybe, just maybe he was bug-fuck crazy.

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