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Friday, April 23, 2010

ZOMG!

Seen at (say it with me!) Uncle's , this unpossible event:

A 41-year-old woman is in Portage County Jail this morning after shooting four pedestrians with blow darts and breaking the window of a downtown bar in the process.

There are all sorts of violence; gun violence, fist violence, 2x4 violence, pipe violence, knife violence ..... I could go on and on. Now there's blow gun violence.

'Gun', 'fist', 'knife' ....... they're what are known grammatically as adjectives, and they modify the noun 'violence'. Violence is the person, place or thing we have to do something about, not the item that gives more information about that person, place or thing.

But expect the Brady Bunch to launch an all-out campaign to institute nationwide blow-gun control.

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