Using this logic ...

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... the government should be buying me up to and including an M249:

A California college town known for its liberal activism has voted to make medicinal marijuana dispensaries give away free a small amount of their pot to the poor.

Berkeley City Council members voted unanimously late on Tuesday to instruct local outlets to provide marijuana equal to 2 percent of their sales to patients on low incomes. 

 After all, 'keeping' means I have to be able to 'get', and I'm low income, don't ya know!

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