Does anyone know the easiest way to get Marines to piss in the direction of Mecca?

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Tell them not to piss in the direction of Mecca!

When nature calls, Uncle Sam has decided he wants every U.S. Marine equipped with a map and compass, or some other way of knowing direction. This is to ensure that no U.S. Marine in Afghanistan urinates in the direction of Mecca ever again.

Now, I don't know how accurate this report is, but it wouldn't surprise me at all.

I'm just thankful that Marines everywhere will give this the attention it deserves, and piss away.

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