My wife ...

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... will be dealing with this family in a few years:

A bullet ripped through the woman's thigh, through a vein and out the back of her kneecap. It buried itself in the ground. But really, it shot straight to the heart.

Audrey Marie Mayo, 24, and Matthew Tyler Webb, 23, have known each other for about two months. When they first met, she said, he seemed nice, friendly, responsible. Plus, he liked the Grateful Dead.

But Mayo said the two didn't officially become a couple until Nov. 21, after Mayo accidentally shot her.

Yes, the man shot at movement in the bushes, not realizing that the woman was the movement. Bonus points for equating this with the way cave men got their women.

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