I find your ideas ...

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So what do they do? They’re stuck in a no-win situation. The answer is simple: Give Obama what he wants. All of it. Don’t negotiate. Just say “Put your plan up for a vote and we’ll pass it. You will own everything that happens moving forward. We’ll do it your way.”

This is not the first time I've seen this idea floated, though I would have it done a bit differently. I wouldn't have the GOP vote for anything of Obama's if it comes to a vote, but rather have them abstain vote 'present'. That way, it all belongs to Democrats.

Let it burn!

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