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The four masked men stormed up to the house with purpose early Tuesday morning.

They walked in a single line, taking time to move a lawn chair in their way.

It took just two strong kicks to break down the door of the rust-colored single family home at 7014 Orpine Drive N.

"Police! Police! Police!" the group shouted, guns raised.

If you guessed that they weren't really police, move to the head of the class. In a reasoned world, police would try very hard to get these mokes because it makes the police real job that much harder.

But given the state of law enforcement these days, these thugs will be treated just like any other thugs, and the police will continue to rely on their authoritah.

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