How can you not know ...

... that you're not in the restroom:

Robert Vietze, 18, of South Warren Vt., stumbled from his seat five rows behind her and emptied his bladder, a witness said.

"I was drunk, and I did not realize I was pissing on her leg," the 6-foot-4, 195-pound Vietze said, according to law-enforcement sources. He later claimed to have consumed eight alcoholic beverages.

Even at their darkest, it's still pretty light in a cabin.

And why is Vietze not in a coma?

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